Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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