I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I have demons in me.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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