doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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