Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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