Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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