ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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