: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You may now shotgun with the bride
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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