you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
