Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
