Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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