How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
