I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
