Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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