I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
