Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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