There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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