This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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