White coat. Heels.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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