if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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