I'd wear matching sweaters with you
North Korea, Best Korea!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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