Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When are your genitals available?
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