Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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