I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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