You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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