Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Is Oprah even human
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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