you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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