i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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