I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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