no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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