I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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