you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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