Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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