Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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