Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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