READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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