Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize