He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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