How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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