I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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