love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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