i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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