You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I AM VODKA MAN
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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