I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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