I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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