do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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