Porn is love you can see.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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