I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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