WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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