I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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