oh god the rape fog is back!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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