David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
