Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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