I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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