sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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