dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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