scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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