Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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